Lip Shit - Black Cherry Papaya Lip Balm

I was hitchhiking on the Amalfi coast when I noticed a convertible buggy barreling up the hillside. At the wheel was a fashionable pup, green scarf snapping in the wind. Did he stop to pick me up? No. Did he toss a small metal tin of lip moisturizer out of the vehicle as he sped by, changing my life forever? Absolutely, he did. Flavoured with black cherry and papaya.